Pappu: Yaar Aajkal To Ghor Kalyug Hai Banti: Ab Kya Kahar Dha Gaya? Pappu: Ab Dekho: Ram Ne Dhanush Toda To Sita Aayi; Arjun Ne Teer Chalaye To Draupadi Aayi; Krishna Ne Bansi Bajai To Radha Aayi; Aur Hamne Jo Siti Bajai To Vo Sali Papa Ko Bula Layi
Jija: Ladkiya Paraya Dhan Hain To Ladke Kya Hain? Sali: Ek Nambar Ke Chor Jinki Nazar Hamesha Paraye Dhan Pe Hoti Hai
Santa: Teri Biwi Mar Gayi To Tune Apni Sali Se Shadi Kyon Kar Li? Banta: Ab Nayi Saas Ko Jhelne Ki Himmat Mujh Men Nahin Rahi